Immediate onset of feeling of physical vacancy in chest.
depression. guilt. anxiety.
insomnia.
masturbation.
benedryl.
pornography.
manual labor.
sexual fantasy.
start a novel.
bed time mental images of every colleague, coworker, acquaintance, store clerk and t.v. personality, all of superior sexual prowess, satisfying previous partner to excess
spontaneous fits of laughter/crying
random eruption of expletives and cursing
read the bible.
yoga.
masturbation.
reorganization of books by American authors chronologically and timelined to historically significant events and influence.
read dictionary.
start a novel.
redact names.
throw out novel.
1001 Spanish verbs.
research active statutes and penalties for screwing a colored girl.
read thesaurus.
book of statistics.
masturbation.
confront and harass police officers.
removal, addition and removal of songs in catalog of car ride and coital significance.
push ups.
cooking.
lethargy.
determination.
masturbation.
xanax.
melatonin.
packing and unpacking of personal effects.
plans to evacuate geographic vicinity.
removal of scents, sights, and belongings of partner.
pacing.
excessive consumption of coffee.
writing.
begin another novel.
optimism of a series of events.
realism of a series of events.
masturbation.
acceptance.
Betsy
Monday, October 20, 2014
The bizarre symptoms and attempts to remedy a broken heart
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but for the porn...
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