enjoying a fine whiskey is like enjoying any fine thing
it's fine, so long as you enjoy it
there are few rules that must be observed
first. when drinking a shit biscuit whiskey,
drink that shit cold as can be and drink it fast
doing this will ensure that you can do anything to avoid the full flavor of the whiskey
and the unsolicited images of poorly paid barrel matrons alone on a ranch with Mr. Ed
when imbibing a more precious horror of the soul
be polite
take your drink as it is served.
neat, rocks, water, warm, cold
refusing or criticizing a given drink will immediately expose you
Saddam, Osama, El Diablo or Obama
this is not the desired outcome
only Fascist, CEO's and punch drunk lovers drink whiskey
don't get yourself confused with these other malcontents
when serving such rye, they must gulp it freely
like some Roman bath
drink it in
suckle on me
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